Castle/Love hotel for sale

Lend me $1.5million would you? I want to buy a castle

These harsh economic times are apparently forcing the owners of this huge fairy tale castle in Ehime prefecture to put it up for auction. As an added bonus, the castle used to used as a love hotel up until 5 years ago, so it could be converted back to a SM and schoolgirl themed love hotel quite nicely, I suspect. That’s my plan anyway, assuming you’ll all bunch together and lend me a cool $15 squillion.

New words

恐妻家 ("kyosai-ka") is the word for a submissive husband who is afraid of his wife. 良妻賢母 ("ryosai-kenbo") is a word for the best type of woman who is a good wife as well as a wise mother.